Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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