I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
