i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Edward fifth and chaser hands
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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