I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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