ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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