What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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