so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Randomize
