420 ftw
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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