I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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