I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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