She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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