I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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