you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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