I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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