i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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