butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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