didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I think people are normalizing furries
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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