We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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