I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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