Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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