What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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