we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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