No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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