is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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