I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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