Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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