how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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