There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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