Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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