This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Alive.
So much puke
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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