are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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