I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He did a backflip because drugs
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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