whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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