Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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