scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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