we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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