I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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