everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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