Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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