even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
