Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope mine doesn't look like that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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