i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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