i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
