How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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