Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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