I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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