FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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