im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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