you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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