I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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