I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i out mim tonsoeep
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