Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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