So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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