Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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