Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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