Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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